“I Met With Failure And Passed” – Bovi Narrates How He Escaped Murder In Lekki
Popular Nigerian comedian, Bovi narrates how he almost got into a fight with a road user who claimed right and questioned his decision to follow one way at Lekki phase 1.
Bovi said he was on his way to cloud 9 on Wednesday night at lekki before he almost go into a hot fight with a road user who was about 6’2” tall, robust, overweight and borderline slow after the person obstructed opposing traffic because engineers were fixing a bad spot of the road.
He said the driver gave him a middle finger which heated up the whole situation.
Bovi said he was really pissed and angry as his temper rose up to 98% but his 2% common sense dragged him out the situation.
He wrote:
“On Wednesday night at about 11.45pm, @igosave and me agreed to meet up at Cloud 9 for a few drinks. Driving into lekki phase 1, I met engineers fixing the bad spot of the road in front of farm city. So naturally there was a diversion directing approaching vehicles to enter the opposite lane. Once I was on the opposite lane an old scruffy brown SUV approached me head on, and rightly so. The driver was obviously claiming right of way and trying to question my decision to follow one way. Our cars squared up face to face, my headlamps winning this first battle. I gestured, asking what the problem was. The driver gave me his middle finger. So I came down so he could hear me clearly and he jumped down too. He was about 6’2” tall, robust, overweight and borderline slow. I say this because all he was yelling were expletives. I asked if he could see other cars driving past me on the same ‘one way’ and if he looks ahead he will see that they’re fixing the road and cars are diverted to follow his lane. The next thing he said baffled me; “why didn’t you say so?”, with his fingers coming straight at my nose back and forth like a yo-yo in horizontal motion. Phew! I warned him not to point at my face again or he wouldn’t like what comes next. It was like I poured fuel on fire. He screamed “I’m doing it, what will you do?.” Okadas parked, cars slowing down to watch the drama, temper at 98%, 2% common sense pleading profusely that I walk away, witches from my village screaming at me “knack this guy. Break his jaw! He’s in your personal space, kick his balls and stomp his head”! Across the road, I saw my career, arms crossed, leaning on a pole, smoking a cigar and flickering the ashes with a smile and shrugging at me. I decided to walk away but this man whom the devil had set up to kill with me as an option of ‘kill one and get one free” kept screaming “you’re a bitch ass nigga”. My 2 % common sense seized my shirt and dragged me to my car begging me to cover my ears and keep moving. I got in my car and drove off, visibly shaking but free from murder; either by me or of me. I met with failure and I passed. Happy weekend, Pink Bovi!”
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